Aug 04, 2007, 10:07 AM // 10:07
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#1
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Nov 2005
Profession: Mo/
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Best excuses to leave crap groups
What are youre best excuses to leave a crap group?
My personal favs are:
Crap guys gtg penguins attacking house gotta save the family.... (leave group)
OR
Awww crap brb my granmas got a flamethrower and shes AAAAAA.... (disconnect)
lol
So what have you guys used in the past?
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Aug 04, 2007, 11:04 AM // 11:04
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#2
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Academy Page
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Australia
Profession: Mo/
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"I gotta go insert a carniverous earwig into my brain before you people do worse."
Yep, that usually does it.
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Aug 04, 2007, 03:21 PM // 15:21
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#3
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Somewhere between GW and Fchan on the nets
Guild: None
Profession: R/D
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This group sucks. (leave)
If you want to waste effort on these people with a funny bail-out message...
"I gotta go, guys - a slave got loose, and I think I'm going to have to put her down. I liked her, too."
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Aug 04, 2007, 04:29 PM // 16:29
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#4
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Mar 2006
Guild: Thanks to all the guru [mods]
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i rush in & die .. and say, omg noob monk HEAL!!! .. *waits* RES?!?! omg .. leave.
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Aug 04, 2007, 06:23 PM // 18:23
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#5
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Mar 2007
Guild: Astral Revenants
Profession: P/W
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"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"
"There's a snake in my boots!"
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Aug 04, 2007, 06:57 PM // 18:57
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#6
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Forge Runner
Join Date: Dec 2005
Guild: Galactic President Superstar Mc [awsm]
Profession: E/
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"I might get infected with your virus of sucking at GW --> /leave "
Luckily I play with people I know 99% and don't have to RQ that often.
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Aug 04, 2007, 07:14 PM // 19:14
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#7
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Wilds Pathfinder
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Netherlands
Guild: Scouts of Tyria
Profession: P/
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Aug 04, 2007, 08:03 PM // 20:03
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#8
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Denmark
Guild: None
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"My mom is angry and you can't argue with a woman who has a knife!"
Works for me
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Aug 04, 2007, 08:19 PM // 20:19
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#9
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Ascalonian Squire
Join Date: Jun 2006
Guild: Vix Lacuna
Profession: Mo/
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"Crap guys, I've gotta go in like 2 minutes." They usually say something like "Aww, you can't stay?" Then I reply "If I don't go, then I'll never be able to get back on." Leave and get on another char.
Not humorous like the rest, but it gets the job done.
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Aug 04, 2007, 08:33 PM // 20:33
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#10
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Grotto Attendant
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Beyond the Forest of Doom, past the Cavern of Agony... on Kitten & Puppy Island
Guild: Soul of Melandru [sOm]
Profession: W/E
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"I've got better things to do, like make a rope to hang myself with. Adios, lamewads"
"Gotta go now guys, my gf's naked and begging for it. Peace out."
"Gah, ninja are attacking my house. Must leave"
or the classic
"You guys suck/human stupidity never ceases to amaze me/you guys are living proof humanity will be extinct in 20 years time. I'm off" ... depending on how much they deserve it.
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Aug 04, 2007, 08:48 PM // 20:48
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#11
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Banned
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my current favorite
"Wifes home gotta hide the hookers bye"
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Aug 04, 2007, 08:51 PM // 20:51
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#12
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Krytan Explorer
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Denmark, Karup.
Guild: [PuG]
Profession: W/E
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The police is knocking on my door, gotta go and hide the weed...
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Aug 04, 2007, 09:09 PM // 21:09
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#13
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Site Legend
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I just leave. There's no need to be a dick about it.
__________________
Old Skool '05
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Aug 04, 2007, 09:20 PM // 21:20
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#14
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Lion's Arch Merchant
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"hmm this isn't the gay porn factory"
only works in male assassin exotic armor.
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Aug 04, 2007, 11:01 PM // 23:01
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#15
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: -... . .... .. -. -.. / -.-- --- ..-
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"There is a car crash in front of my house. I need to see what I can steal before paramedics/police get here"
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Aug 05, 2007, 12:35 AM // 00:35
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#16
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Lunar Rabbit
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'You're really bad a Guild Wars. Cya.'
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Aug 05, 2007, 12:40 AM // 00:40
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#17
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Desert Nomad
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Washington State.
Guild: [ToA]
Profession: W/
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"g2g play WoW"
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Aug 05, 2007, 12:49 AM // 00:49
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#18
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Jungle Guide
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: California
Profession: R/
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Lines Guaranteed to get yourself kicked =D
"So Who Else is voting for Hilary?"
"Am I the only one that hates [insert race]?"
"So.. Who wants to Cyber?"
"What's a skill?"
"How do I ping a Skill bar?"
"Alrighty, I'm ready. I almost forgot to equip mending"
(If you're a ranger)
"Am I supposed to be using a bow?"
(If you're a Whammo?)
"Hey guys, can someone tell me what a tank is?"
(If you're a Ele)
"Omg I love Water Spells.."
(If you're an Assassin)
" We don't need a tank! I have mending! "
(If you're a Necro)
"What's a MM?"
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Aug 05, 2007, 12:57 AM // 00:57
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#19
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God of Spammers
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: in the middle of a burning cornfield...
Guild: Scars Meadows [SMS] (Officer)
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"Great Knoll is monking"
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Aug 05, 2007, 01:21 AM // 01:21
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#20
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Somewhere between GW and Fchan on the nets
Guild: None
Profession: R/D
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I Might Avenge U
Lines Guaranteed to get yourself kicked =D
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9/10
Especially:
Quote:
"So Who Else is voting for Hilary?"
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