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Old Aug 04, 2007, 10:07 AM // 10:07   #1
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Default Best excuses to leave crap groups

What are youre best excuses to leave a crap group?

My personal favs are:

Crap guys gtg penguins attacking house gotta save the family.... (leave group)

OR

Awww crap brb my granmas got a flamethrower and shes AAAAAA.... (disconnect)

lol

So what have you guys used in the past?
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 11:04 AM // 11:04   #2
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"I gotta go insert a carniverous earwig into my brain before you people do worse."

Yep, that usually does it.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 03:21 PM // 15:21   #3
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This group sucks. (leave)

If you want to waste effort on these people with a funny bail-out message...

"I gotta go, guys - a slave got loose, and I think I'm going to have to put her down. I liked her, too."
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 04:29 PM // 16:29   #4
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i rush in & die .. and say, omg noob monk HEAL!!! .. *waits* RES?!?! omg .. leave.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 06:23 PM // 18:23   #5
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"Somebody's poisoned the water hole!"
"There's a snake in my boots!"
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 06:57 PM // 18:57   #6
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"I might get infected with your virus of sucking at GW --> /leave "

Luckily I play with people I know 99% and don't have to RQ that often.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 07:14 PM // 19:14   #7
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 08:03 PM // 20:03   #8
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"My mom is angry and you can't argue with a woman who has a knife!"

Works for me
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 08:19 PM // 20:19   #9
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"Crap guys, I've gotta go in like 2 minutes." They usually say something like "Aww, you can't stay?" Then I reply "If I don't go, then I'll never be able to get back on." Leave and get on another char.
Not humorous like the rest, but it gets the job done.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 08:33 PM // 20:33   #10
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"I've got better things to do, like make a rope to hang myself with. Adios, lamewads"

"Gotta go now guys, my gf's naked and begging for it. Peace out."

"Gah, ninja are attacking my house. Must leave"

or the classic

"You guys suck/human stupidity never ceases to amaze me/you guys are living proof humanity will be extinct in 20 years time. I'm off" ... depending on how much they deserve it.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 08:48 PM // 20:48   #11
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my current favorite

"Wifes home gotta hide the hookers bye"
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 08:51 PM // 20:51   #12
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The police is knocking on my door, gotta go and hide the weed...
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 09:09 PM // 21:09   #13
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I just leave. There's no need to be a dick about it.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 09:20 PM // 21:20   #14
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"hmm this isn't the gay porn factory"

only works in male assassin exotic armor.
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Old Aug 04, 2007, 11:01 PM // 23:01   #15
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"There is a car crash in front of my house. I need to see what I can steal before paramedics/police get here"
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 12:35 AM // 00:35   #16
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'You're really bad a Guild Wars. Cya.'
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 12:40 AM // 00:40   #17
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"g2g play WoW"
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 12:49 AM // 00:49   #18
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Lines Guaranteed to get yourself kicked =D

"So Who Else is voting for Hilary?"

"Am I the only one that hates [insert race]?"

"So.. Who wants to Cyber?"

"What's a skill?"

"How do I ping a Skill bar?"

"Alrighty, I'm ready. I almost forgot to equip mending"

(If you're a ranger)

"Am I supposed to be using a bow?"

(If you're a Whammo?)

"Hey guys, can someone tell me what a tank is?"

(If you're a Ele)

"Omg I love Water Spells.."

(If you're an Assassin)

" We don't need a tank! I have mending! "

(If you're a Necro)

"What's a MM?"
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 12:57 AM // 00:57   #19
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"Great Knoll is monking"
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Old Aug 05, 2007, 01:21 AM // 01:21   #20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by I Might Avenge U
Lines Guaranteed to get yourself kicked =D
9/10

Especially:

Quote:
"So Who Else is voting for Hilary?"
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